Hahaham he can't take a joke eh?

chuck norris is chuck norris

if a tree falls in the forest does anyone hear it? yes, chuck norris hears it. Chuck norris hears the shrieking fear in your soul.

When Chuck Norris eats a chicken he only eats it's soul

here are a couple from my facebook

"Archaeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It's actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archaeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it's simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed."
"Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice. "
"Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time. "
LOL

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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WiiGoGo said: Yeah Chucks Good, I have a Chuck Norris Action figure too (Got a Hasslehoff Knight Rider as well but that's another story) BUT Chuck was defeated by Bruce Lee (had his neck broken) at the end of 70's Martial Arts Flick "Way of the Dragon" so maybe Bruce Lee is Better!!

i looked him up on google and it said run before he finds you, seriously you should try it you get a nice laugh.

My topic lives!
I did a poster for health class that said if you smoked Chuck Norris would kill you. I got a detention.

Drhobo said: My topic lives!

I did a poster for health class that said if you smoked Chuck Norris would kill you. I got a detention.

Chuck Norris is the best hahah that would be a nice poster indeed

Sorry, i friend was messing around while i was away

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Mintyjam said:

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You are too late!
I used that on MyTelly 4 days ago.
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Mintyjam said:

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You are too late!
I used that on MyTelly 4 days ago.
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The_MPer said:
this mywii minty

I hate Chuck Norris jokes, how are they even funny?

CheeryDog said:

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I think it could go in the chuck norris is so cool forum game www.mywii.com.au/

Chuck Norris can play a violin with a Piano

The grass is always greener on the other side unless chuck norris is there then it's red. dark red.

The americans where going to send chuck norris to afganistan but they thought it would be more humane to send a bomb.

Chuck norris once ate 3 72.oz stakes in an hour. he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress

Chuck norris kicks him self in the face to shave because the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris

Yamaha said: Chuck Norris can play a violin with a Piano
The grass is always greener on the other side unless chuck norris is there then it's red. dark red.
The americans where going to send chuck norris to afganistan but they thought it would be more humane to send a bomb.
Chuck norris once ate 3 72.oz stakes in an hour. he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress
Chuck norris kicks him self in the face to shave because the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris

DEAD THREAD REVIVAL!!!!
to be on topic...

Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest.

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